Friday, September 10, 2010

Terror Jones

It’s been enjoyable watching our great and noble and wise and clever leaders posture over the good Reverend Jones burner of Korans extraordinaire. First the idiotic press who despite high job loss, a housing market ready to enter a black hole, several violent illegal wars, the oil in the Gulf, and any number of other catastrophes occurring around the globe, can’t find anything better to report on than “Terror” Jones, the next threat to terrorize an entire planet with his rag-tag following of fifty or so lost and confused souls.

And since the news has reported this catastrophic campfire our glorious leaders have felt compelled to enthrall us with their own brand of righteousness. They were lined up to speak with the Reverend “Terror” Jones -- Hillary Clinton, Bob Gates the cat boiler, President Obama, Vice President Biden, general Petraeus, general Odie Colognie, Batman and Robin, Superman, Spiderman, The Green Hornet, The Shadow, and a whole parade of massively important heads of state all spake with thine rev, and glory be but the good Reverend “Terror" Jones has found his way to paradise and has refrained from the heinous deed. We are saved! Saved I tell you!

So now that the planet has been saved our heroes, those fabulous, glorious, wondrous, and all seeing leaders, our leaders, can go back to bombing the hell out of Muslims across the globe burning those Korans and Muslims along with them, women, men, children and why you may ask? Why because it is the democratic thing to do, it’s all inclusive don’t you see? It’s a tribute to our magnificence that we exclude no one, not for gender, age, race, not even religion, and a tribute to democracy as well. By god we’ll kill anyone, we aren’t particular, we are the progressive democratic republic state!!!!!!

7 Comments:

At September 10, 2010 12:38 PM, Blogger Jonathan Versen said...

Hi Rob,
The last I heard Jones made his "abstaining" conditional. (Maybe he's going to say Jesus told him to say that. Guess we need to stay tuned.)

At any rate, the pastor definitely seems to enjoy the limelight.

 
At September 10, 2010 1:06 PM, Blogger Jonathan Versen said...

I was going to post this on Sunday as part of a grab bag of links, but maybe it's better here:

"Muslim insensitivity"

 
At September 10, 2010 3:06 PM, Blogger rob payne said...

Jonathan,

Thanks for the link, I didn’t get what the glove was for in the first frame but then oh, duh, got that one.

Jones isn’t important but what seems so blatant is the hypocrisy of the Obama administration chastising Jones as they bomb and murder Muslims, it really is breathtaking, no? I mean are we bombing and murdering Muslims with great sensitivity or what?

 
At September 10, 2010 3:16 PM, Blogger rob payne said...

Jonathan,

You should check this out.

http://news.antiwar.com/2010/09/10/nato-troops-kill-protester-at-afghan-rally/

The idiotic coverage of Jones has already cost one human life. No it wasn't Jones.

 
At September 10, 2010 3:32 PM, Blogger rob payne said...

Jonathan,

Also check out this link, follow the big money behind the opposition to the Mosque in New York.

http://original.antiwar.com/justin/2010/09/09/the-meaning-of-911/

 
At September 10, 2010 7:29 PM, Blogger Jim Wetzel said...

The comic link was excellent, as was the post. " ... Hillary Clinton, Bob Gates the cat boiler, President Obama, Vice President Biden, general Petraeus, general Odie Colognie, Batman and Robin, Superman, Spiderman, The Green Hornet, The Shadow, and a whole parade of massively important heads of state ... " That's superb!

I'm glad I didn't get around to commenting on this until today. The Big Book Barbecue's been on and off so many times, it's really hard to stay current.

 
At September 10, 2010 10:23 PM, Blogger rob payne said...

Hi Jim,

Thanks but I can't take credit because they make it so easy. I read your post and I really liked this part:

"And then, there's Prexy and his high-ranking uniformed torpedoes; they have the vapors because the Sons of the Prophet will get all angry and kill The Troops on account of Koran-burning, which will make it seem that we're at war with Islam. Well, you know, I'd say the death and destruction that The Troops have rained on hundreds of thousands of them-there Moooslims may already have suggested that to them."

 

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