It’s been enjoyable watching our great and noble and wise and clever leaders posture over the good Reverend Jones burner of Korans extraordinaire. First the idiotic press who despite high job loss, a housing market ready to enter a black hole, several violent illegal wars, the oil in the Gulf, and any number of other catastrophes occurring around the globe, can’t find anything better to report on than “Terror” Jones, the next threat to terrorize an entire planet with his rag-tag following of fifty or so lost and confused souls.
And since the news has reported this catastrophic campfire our glorious leaders have felt compelled to enthrall us with their own brand of righteousness. They were lined up to speak with the Reverend “Terror” Jones -- Hillary Clinton, Bob Gates the cat boiler, President Obama, Vice President Biden, general Petraeus, general Odie Colognie, Batman and Robin, Superman, Spiderman, The Green Hornet, The Shadow, and a whole parade of massively important heads of state all spake with thine rev, and glory be but the good Reverend “Terror" Jones has found his way to paradise and has refrained from the heinous deed. We are saved! Saved I tell you!
So now that the planet has been saved our heroes, those fabulous, glorious, wondrous, and all seeing leaders, our leaders, can go back to bombing the hell out of Muslims across the globe burning those Korans and Muslims along with them, women, men, children and why you may ask? Why because it is the democratic thing to do, it’s all inclusive don’t you see? It’s a tribute to our magnificence that we exclude no one, not for gender, age, race, not even religion, and a tribute to democracy as well. By god we’ll kill anyone, we aren’t particular, we are the progressive democratic republic state!!!!!!